Hey hey it's nearly Christmas

Oh I love christmas. Just for the bonus me and the husband are both off for the whole festive season this year. Lots of parties arranges already including a fancy dress party on the 22nd with Paul's family for which I have had to purchase red Doc Marten boots...

Anyhow, lots of work not much else been happening but did stagger out for a party Saturday just gone (19th) feeling pretty wrecked as had been up early all week then done a shift at Picc first but hey - all the better for getting absolutely and totally shit faced. And I did!

In attendance were the husband and I, Ms Beech, Ms Burgerclit, Sha-ron, Madam appeared (not with our party though!) and a few others. It was a drunken riotous night that started with dancing on the stage at the Tuns (deep embarrassment) and finished with sharing a taxi with a random old lesbian on the way home. I am set up for the party season now so bring it on!

More soon. (Come on Ben where's yours?)

The Party's Over...

Had a fabulous weekend in Blackpool, had a great laugh.

Now have the post-party blues......

No imminent soirees or do's, just a long way til Christmas!

Bye :-(

Freaky a mundo

How bizarre..

I was looking through the archives to this load of old twaddle when I discovered that we went to Stellafest II (The Revenge) on the 9th September last year.

Strange, I thought, fancy us choosing to go almost exactly the same weekend two years running!

Clunk! Not so strange, some little party girl likes to go up on her birthday doesn't she!!!! Benjamin Bunny!! (Also looking back at the archives a certain person who can't make it was struggling to make it last year too - isn't it funny how nothing really changes)

I thought we could call this years STELLARAMA 2006.

Hi-Ho.........

Seven days to go....

Saturday Sunday Monday








Tuesday Wednesday Thursday










STELLADAY!!!

Enough said really!!!!

Xenophobia

With apologies to anyone who is offended (I have tried to pick on all equally!)

How to spot an American in the crowd...

• Mouth opens and "OHHH MYYYY GAAAAADDDDDD THAT IS AAAWWWESSSOOMMEE"
• Overweight and over here!!
• Driving on the right hand side of the road
• Mouth opens and "THHAAATT IS SOOOOO QUAINNTT!!!"
• Male will be wearing beige tailored shorts, yellow polo top, balding covered with baseball cap and dark glasses.
• Female will be wearing white linen trousers (slightly creased), turquoise blouse, pearls and have backcombed blonde dyed hair, and sun glasses with white rims.

How to spot the English in the crowd...

• Male will be wearing a football shirt and have tats and a big belly
• Female will be wearing a football shirt and have tats and a big belly
• Then can be distinguised by the primal behaviour of the male who needs to show at all times how macho and straight he is - the female of course is infinitely more macho in reality.
• They will be accompanied by at least two whiny, shaven headed brats both of whom will be wearing gold chains and have shaved heads - regardless of gender.
• They will be driving a "sporty" old corsa, or preferably a Renault Clio/Citroen Saxo.
• They will queue for everything

How to spot the French in the crowd...

• Both male and female will be well dressed but hairy and possibly smelly in the heat!
• Sneering expression
• Riding bicycles with onions round the neck and wearing berets (them - not the onions)
• They will rudely and consistently talk in their own language
• They will not form and orderly queue.

How to spot the Germans in the crowd...

• Driving a BMW X5 (Big SUV truck thing)
• Huge big fat arses and stomachs hanging over the belts of unnecessarily small shorts
• They will push to the front of the English queue and laugh but will be ignored by the French
• The English will start talking about Hitler and WWII
• They will be eating Bratwurst and blundering around
• They will all be blonde and have skin like old leather

How to spot the Aussies in the crowd....

• No matter what the weather is like it's always too cold in England (have you BEEN to Melbourne??? Wet and freezing) but that won't stop 'em from wearing flip-flops (thongs) and shorts
• Rude like all foreigners
• Loud like all foreigners
• Will set up a barbie anywhere and start grilling burgers and chicken corpses
• Probably all live in England
• Older women will look like Judith Chalmers and have lines around their mouth from smoking that the lipstick will seep into

(Tongue firmly in cheek for a british view of all foreigners) xx

Barry Scott & Michael Winner

I love UK adverts more than the telly.

There, now I have confessed and got that off my chest. I would like to share a couple of hilarious remixes of well known and irritating (to some) UK ads. namely E-Sure and Cillit Bang

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html

Follow the link to the esure one this link takes you to cillit bang. They both made me howl but I thought the cillit bang one was the best

See you all soon

A message from our sponsor...Jul 06

Hello Boys and Girls, it's Angela here. Some of you with long memories may remember that I was adopted by this site last year. I was shopping for my gin in the "Cabot Cove Booze Emporium" the other day, a very difficult place to find sandwiched between June Sarpong's MidWestern Beauty Parlour and the Britney Spears Trust for Old Dogs Maine Branch, when I realised that I hadn't made a guest appearance for a while. So here I am along with the occasional author of the site at the blog awards last year where we won the least updated and rarely read blog award. Anyway, what was I saying, Oh yes, I believe the author has had a few nights out of late including a trip to the Staffordshire's Premier Gay Nightspot where he has a hazy recollection of stripping the shirt off, and groping the chest of someone who is not his boyfriend, which is an excruitatingly embarrassing memory.

In other news now, a date has been set for the annual trip to the land of chips, sea, & sick for a visit to Auntie Valstella with a high promised attendance of mimsies (courtesy of Wings), Wannabe Bi Boys, Old Hags & Generally Fabulous Gay Guys oh and one Sarah apparently.....

I will let the author keep you posted, must dash as Dr Seth Hazlitt is here for his monthly shag and the trawlers are due back in this afternoon. *Sound of clinking and the gurgling of a gin bottle*

Well that's all for now my hearties, keep safe and well on your bikes and don't forget you can see me every day on UKTV Drama.

Lots of love *hic* Ange xxx

Shock Horror!

Blogger crashed when I tried to update this - I think it thought I was dead....!!

So much has happened since we last spoke, Christmas, Birthdays, Bareback Mounting, Wing's New Apartment, mine and Paul's new cars, my promotion at work, I now have a degree and am well into the first year of an MA, have been to Australia - Sydney & Melbourne, the list is endless....

Well those of you who are in Stoke are expected at Queen Bee's this weekend for a pre club party and a totter off to the club so be warned!

Well what of Big Brother, will Davina disappear under a mountain of babies? Is Grace the ugliest 20 year old you have ever seen? Imogen and Glyn annoy me immensely, along with everyone else in there, burn them all - starting with the Welsh...

We went to our first Civil Ceremony at the weekend having missed a couple for various reasons. It was at Newcastle Register Office and turned out to be rather bizarre...the partnership was between two lesbians who are actually very nice before anyone says anything....but the ceremony felt so strange as the officer performing it appeared to be totally unfamiliar with what was going on - when to stand, sit etc.... no traditions mean a lot of confusion if there is not a well organised plan and no-one seemed to know what was expected of them, least of all the Bride and Bride...after that we went to a garden party in their garden (Lesbian Lady Garden - ha ha ha) which is actually very nice and was a good laugh although some of Paul's work colleagues are very odd!

Well all for now and I will update again before the end of the world hopefully....